"I hope my dear," said Mr. Bennet to his wife as they were
at breakfast the next morning, "that you have ordered a good
dinner to-day, because I have reason to expect an addition
to our family party."
"Who do you mean, my dear? I know of nobody that is coming,
I am sure, unless Charlotte Lucas should happen to call in,
and I hope my dinners are good enough for her. I do
not believe she often sees such at home."
"The person of whom I speak, is a gentleman and a stranger."
Mrs. Bennet's eyes sparkled.—"A gentleman and a stranger!
It is Mr. Bingley, I am sure. Why Jane—you never dropt
a word of this; you sly thing! Well, I am sure I shall be extremely
glad to see Mr. Bingley.—But—good lord! how unlucky!
there is not a bit of fish to be got to-day. Lydia, my love,
ring the bell. I must speak to Hill, this moment."
"It is not Mr. Bingley," said her husband; "it is
a person whom I never saw in the whole course of my life."
This roused a general astonishment; and he had the pleasure
of being eagerly questioned by his wife and five daughters
at once.
After amusing himself some time with their curiosity, he thus
explained. "About a month ago I received this letter, and
about a fortnight ago I answered it, for I thought it a case
of some delicacy, and requiring early attention. It is from
my cousin, Mr. Collins, who, when I am dead, may turn you all
out of this house as soon as he pleases."
"Oh! my dear," cried his wife, "I cannot bear to hear that
mentioned. Pray do not talk of that odious man. I do think
it is the hardest thing in the world that your estate should
be entailed away from your own children; and I am sure if I
had been you, I should have tried long ago to do something
or other about it."
Jane and Elizabeth attempted to explain to her the nature
of an entail. They had often attempted it before, but it was
a subject on which Mrs. Bennet was beyond the reach of reason;
and she continued to rail bitterly against the cruelty of settling
an estate away from a family of five daughters, in favour of
a man whom nobody cared anything about.
"It certainly is a most iniquitous affair," said Mr. Bennet, "and
nothing can clear Mr. Collins from the guilt of inheriting
Longbourn. But if you will listen to his letter, you may perhaps
be a little softened by his manner of expressing himself."
"No, that I am sure I shall not; and I think it was very impertinent
of him to write to you at all, and very hypocritical. I hate
such false friends. Why could not he keep on quarrelling with
you, as his father did before him?"
"Why, indeed, he does seem to have had some filial scruples
on that head, as you will hear."
"Hunsford, near Westerham, Kent,
15th October.
Dear Sir,
THE disagreement subsisting between yourself and my late
honoured father always gave me much uneasiness, and since
I have had the misfortune to lose him I have frequently wished
to heal the breach; but for some time I was kept back by
my own doubts, fearing lest it might seem disrespectful to
his memory for me to be on good terms with anyone with whom
it had always pleased him to be at variance."—"There,
Mrs. Bennet."—"My mind however is now made up on the
subject, for having received ordination at Easter, I have
been so fortunate as to be distinguished by the patronage
of the Right Honourable Lady Catherine de Bourgh, widow of
Sir Lewis de Bourgh, whose bounty and beneficence has preferred
me to the valuable rectory of this parish, where it shall
be my earnest endeavour to demean myself with grateful respect
towards her Ladyship, and be ever ready to perform those
rites and ceremonies which are instituted by the Church of
England. As a clergyman, moreover, I feel it my duty to promote
and establish the blessing of peace in all families within
the reach of my influence; and on these grounds I flatter
myself that my present overtures of good-will are highly
commendable, and that the circumstance of my being next in
the entail of Longbourn estate will be kindly overlooked
on your side, and not lead you to reject the offered olive
branch. I cannot be otherwise than concerned at being the
means of injuring your amiable daughters, and beg leave to
apologise for it, as well as to assure you of my readiness
to make them every possible amends,—but of this hereafter.
If you should have no objection to receive me into your house,
I propose myself the satisfaction of waiting on you and your
family, Monday, November 18th, by four o'clock, and shall
probably trespass on your hospitality till the Saturday se'nnight
following, which I can do without any inconvenience, as Lady
Catherine is far from objecting to my occasional absence
on a Sunday, provided that some other clergyman is engaged
to do the duty of the day. I remain, dear sir, with respectful
compliments to your lady and daughters, your well-wisher
and friend,
William Collins."
"At four o'clock, therefore, we may expect this peacemaking
gentleman," said Mr. Bennet, as he folded up the letter. "He
seems to be a most conscientious and polite young man, upon
my word; and I doubt not will prove a valuable acquaintance,
especially if Lady Catherine should be so indulgent as to let
him come to us again."
"There is some sense in what he says about the girls however;
and if he is disposed to make them any amends, I shall not
be the person to discourage him."
"Though it is difficult," said Jane, "to guess in what way
he can mean to make us the atonement he thinks our due, the
wish is certainly to his credit."
Elizabeth was chiefly struck with his extraordinary deference
for Lady Catherine, and his kind intention of christening,
marrying, and burying his parishioners whenever it were required.
"He must be an oddity, I think," said she. "I cannot make
him out.—There is something very pompous in his stile.—And
what can he mean by apologizing for being next in the entail?—We
cannot suppose he would help it, if he could.—Can he
be a sensible man, sir?"
"No, my dear; I think not. I have great hopes of finding him
quite the reverse. There is a mixture of servility and self-importance
in his letter, which promises well. I am impatient to see him."
"In point of composition," said Mary, "his letter does not
seem defective. The idea of the olive branch perhaps is not
wholly new, yet I think it is well expressed."
To Catherine and Lydia, neither the letter nor its writer
were in any degree interesting. It was next to impossible that
their cousin should come in a scarlet coat, and it was now
some weeks since they had received pleasure from the society
of a man in any other colour. As for their mother, Mr. Collins's
letter had done away much of her ill-will, and she was preparing
to see him with a degree of composure which astonished her
husband and daughters.
Mr. Collins was punctual to his time, and was received with
great politeness by the whole family. Mr. Bennet, indeed, said
little; but the ladies were ready enough to talk, and Mr. Collins
seemed neither in need of encouragement, nor inclined to be
silent himself. He was a tall, heavy looking young man of five
and twenty. His air was grave and stately, and his manners
were very formal. He had not been long seated before he complimented
Mrs. Bennet on having so fine a family of daughters, said he
had heard much of their beauty, but that, in this instance,
fame had fallen short of the truth; and added, that he did
not doubt her seeing them all in due time well disposed of
in marriage. This gallantry was not much to the taste of some
of his hearers, but Mrs. Bennet who quarrelled with no compliments,
answered most readily,
"You are very kind, sir, I am sure; and I wish with all my
heart it may prove so; for else they will be destitute enough.
Things are settled so oddly."
"You allude, perhaps, to the entail of this estate."
"Ah! sir, I do indeed. It is a grievous affair to my poor
girls, you must confess. Not that I mean to find fault with you,
for such things, I know, are all chance in this world. There
is no knowing how estates will go when once they come to be
entailed."
"I am very sensible, madam, of the hardship to my fair cousins,—and
could say much on the subject, but that I am cautious of appearing
forward and precipitate. But I can assure the young ladies
that I come prepared to admire them. At present I will not
say more, but perhaps when we are better acquainted—"
He was interrupted by a summons to dinner; and the girls smiled
on each other. They were not the only objects of Mr. Collins's
admiration. The hall, the dining-room, and all its furniture
were examined and praised; and his commendation of every thing
would have touched Mrs. Bennet's heart, but for the mortifying
supposition of his viewing it all as his own future property.
The dinner too, in its turn, was highly admired; and he begged
to know to which of his fair cousins, the excellence of its
cookery was owing. But here he was set right by Mrs. Bennet,
who assured him with some asperity that they were very well
able to keep a good cook, and that her daughters had nothing
to do in the kitchen. He begged pardon for having displeased
her. In a softened tone she declared herself not at all offended;
but he continued to apologise for about a quarter of an hour. |