Mr. Collins's triumph in consequence of this invitation
was complete. The power of displaying the grandeur of his patroness
to his wondering visitors, and of letting them see her civility
towards himself and his wife, was exactly what he had wished
for; and that an opportunity of doing it should be given so
soon was such an instance of Lady Catherine's condescension
as he knew not how to admire enough.
"I confess," said he, "that I should not have been at all
surprised by her Ladyship's asking us on Sunday to drink tea
and spend the evening at Rosings. I rather expected, from my
knowledge of her affability, that it would happen. But who
could have foreseen such an attention as this? Who could have
imagined that we should receive an invitation to dine there
(an invitation moreover including the whole party) so immediately
after your arrival!"
"I am the less surprised at what has happened," replied Sir
William, "from that knowledge of what the manners of the great
really are, which my situation in life has allowed me to acquire.
About the Court, such instances of elegant breeding are not
uncommon."
Scarcely any thing was talked of the whole day, or next morning,
but their visit to Rosings. Mr. Collins was carefully instructing
them in what they were to expect, that the sight of such rooms,
so many servants, and so splendid a dinner might not wholly
overpower them.
When the ladies were separating for the toilette, he said
to Elizabeth,
"Do not make yourself uneasy, my dear cousin, about your apparel.
Lady Catherine is far from requiring that elegance of dress
in us, which becomes herself and daughter. I would advise you
merely to put on whatever of your clothes is superior to the
rest, there is no occasion for any thing more. Lady Catherine
will not think the worse of you for being simply dressed. She
likes to have the distinction of rank preserved."
While they were dressing, he came two or three times to their
different doors, to recommend their being quick, as Lady Catherine
very much objected to be kept waiting for her dinner.—Such
formidable accounts of her ladyship, and her manner of living,
quite frightened Maria Lucas, who had been little used to company,
and she looked forward to her introduction at Rosings with
as much apprehension, as her father had done to his presentation
at St. James's.
As the weather was fine, they had a pleasant walk of about
half a mile across the park.—Every park has its beauty
and its prospects; and Elizabeth saw much to be pleased with,
though she could not be in such raptures as Mr. Collins expected
the scene to inspire, and was but slightly affected by his
enumeration of the windows in front of the house, and his relation
of what the glazing altogether had originally cost Sir Lewis
De Bourgh.
When they ascended the steps to the hall, Maria's alarm was
every moment increasing, and even Sir William did not look
perfectly calm.—Elizabeth's courage did not fail her.
She had heard nothing of Lady Catherine that spoke her awful
from any extraordinary talents or miraculous virtue, and the
mere stateliness of money and rank she thought she could witness
without trepidation.
From the entrance hall, of which Mr. Collins pointed out,
with a rapturous air, the fine proportion and finished ornaments,
they followed the servants through an ante-chamber, to the
room where Lady Catherine, her daughter, and Mrs. Jenkinson
were sitting.—Her ladyship, with great condescension,
arose to receive them; and as Mrs. Collins had settled it with
her husband that the office of introduction should be her's,
it was performed in a proper manner, without any of those apologies
and thanks which he would have thought necessary.
In spite of having been at St. James's, Sir William was so
completely awed by the grandeur surrounding him, that he had
but just courage enough to make a very low bow, and take his
seat without saying a word; and his daughter, frightened almost
out of her senses, sat on the edge of her chair, not knowing
which way to look. Elizabeth found herself quite equal to the
scene, and could observe the three ladies before her composedly.—Lady
Catherine was a tall, large woman, with strongly-marked features,
which might once have been handsome. Her air was not conciliating,
nor was her manner of receiving them such as to make her visitors
forget their inferior rank. She was not rendered formidable
by silence; but whatever she said was spoken in so authoritative
a tone as marked her self-importance, and brought Mr. Wickham
immediately to Elizabeth's mind; and from the observation of
the day altogether, she believed Lady Catherine to be exactly
what he had represented.
When, after examining the mother, in whose countenance and
deportment she soon found some resemblance of Mr. Darcy, she
turned her eyes on the daughter, she could almost have joined
in Maria's astonishment at her being so thin, and so small.
There was neither in figure nor face any likeness between the
ladies. Miss De Bourgh was pale and sickly; her features, though
not plain, were insignificant; and she spoke very little, except
in a low voice to Mrs. Jenkinson, in whose appearance there
was nothing remarkable, and who was entirely engaged in listening
to what she said, and placing a screen in the proper direction
before her eyes.
After sitting a few minutes, they were all sent to one of
the windows to admire the view, Mr. Collins attending them
to point out its beauties, and Lady Catherine kindly informing
them that it was much better worth looking at in the summer.
The dinner was exceedingly handsome, and there were all the
servants, and all the articles of plate which Mr. Collins had
promised; and, as he had likewise foretold, he took his seat
at the bottom of the table, by her ladyship's desire, and looked
as if he felt that life could furnish nothing greater.—He
carved, and ate, and praised with delighted alacrity; and every
dish was commended, first by him, and then by Sir William,
who was now enough recovered to echo whatever his son in law
said, in a manner which Elizabeth wondered Lady Catherine could
bear. But Lady Catherine seemed gratified by their excessive
admiration, and gave most gracious smiles, especially when
any dish on the table proved a novelty to them. The party did
not supply much conversation. Elizabeth was ready to speak
whenever there was an opening, but she was seated between Charlotte
and Miss De Bourgh—the former of whom was engaged in
listening to Lady Catherine, and the latter said not a word
to her all dinner time. Mrs. Jenkinson was chiefly employed
in watching how little Miss De Bourgh ate, pressing her to
try some other dish, and fearing she were indisposed. Maria
thought speaking out of the question, and the gentlemen did
nothing but eat and admire.
When the ladies returned to the drawing room, there was little
to be done but to hear Lady Catherine talk, which she did without
any intermission till coffee came in, delivering her opinion
on every subject in so decisive a manner as proved that she
was not used to have her judgment controverted. She enquired
into Charlotte's domestic concerns familiarly and minutely,
and gave her a great deal of advice as to the management of
them all; told her how every thing ought to be regulated in
so small a family as her's, and instructed her as to the care
of her cows and her poultry. Elizabeth found that nothing was
beneath this great lady's attention, which could furnish her
with an occasion of dictating to others. In the intervals of
her discourse with Mrs. Collins, she addressed a variety of
questions to Maria and Elizabeth, but especially to the latter,
of whose connections she knew the least, and who, she observed
to Mrs. Collins, was a very genteel, pretty kind of girl. She
asked her at different times, how many sisters she had, whether
they were older or younger than herself, whether any of them
were likely to be married, whether they were handsome, where
they had been educated, what carriage her father kept, and
what had been her mother's maiden name?—Elizabeth felt
all the impertinence of her questions, but answered them very
composedly.—Lady Catherine then observed,
"Your father's estate is entailed on Mr. Collins, I think.
For your sake," turning to Charlotte, "I am glad of it; but
otherwise I see no occasion for entailing estates from the
female line.—It was not thought necessary in Sir Lewis
de Bourgh's family.—Do you play and sing, Miss Bennet?"
"A little."
"Oh! then—some time or other we shall be happy to hear
you. Our instrument is a capital one, probably superior to—You
shall try it some day.—Do your sisters play and sing?"
"One of them does."
"Why did not you all learn?—You ought all to have learned.
The Miss Webbs all play, and their father has not so good an
income as your's.—Do you draw?"
"No, not at all."
"What, none of you?"
"Not one."
"That is very strange. But I suppose you had no opportunity.
Your mother should have taken you to town every spring for
the benefit of masters."
"My mother would have had no objection, but my father hates
London."
"Has your governess left you?"
"We never had any governess."
"No governess! How was that possible? Five daughters brought
up at home without a governess!—I never heard of such
a thing. Your mother must have been quite a slave to your education."
Elizabeth could hardly help smiling, as she assured her that
had not been the case.
"Then, who taught you? who attended to you? Without a governess
you must have been neglected."
"Compared with some families, I believe we were; but such
of us as wished to learn, never wanted the means. We were always
encouraged to read, and had all the masters that were necessary.
Those who chose to be idle, certainly might."
"Aye, no doubt; but that is what a governess will prevent,
and if I had known your mother, I should have advised her most
strenuously to engage one. I always say that nothing is to
be done in education without steady and regular instruction,
and nobody but a governess can give it. It is wonderful how
many families I have been the means of supplying in that way.
I am always glad to get a young person well placed out. Four
nieces of Mrs. Jenkinson are most delightfully situated through
my means; and it was but the other day that I recommended another
young person, who was merely accidentally mentioned to me,
and the family are quite delighted with her. Mrs. Collins,
did I tell you of Lady Metcalfe's calling yesterday to thank
me? She finds Miss Pope a treasure. "Lady Catherine,'' said
she, "you have given me a treasure.'' Are any of your younger
sisters out, Miss Bennet?"
"Yes, Ma'am, all."
"All!—What, all five out at once? Very odd!—And
you only the second.—The younger ones out before the
elder are married!—Your younger sisters must be very
young?"
"Yes, my youngest is not sixteen. Perhaps she is
full young to be much in company. But really, Ma'am, I think
it would be very hard upon younger sisters, that they should
not have their share of society and amusement because the elder
may not have the means or inclination to marry early.—The
last born has as good a right to the pleasures of youth, as
the first. And to be kept back on such a motive!—I think
it would not be very likely to promote sisterly affection or
delicacy of mind."
"Upon my word," said her ladyship, "you give your opinion
very decidedly for so young a person.—Pray, what is your
age?"
"With three younger sisters grown up," replied Elizabeth smiling, "your
Ladyship can hardly expect me to own it."
Lady Catherine seemed quite astonished at not receiving a
direct answer; and Elizabeth suspected herself to be the first
creature who had ever dared to trifle with so much dignified
impertinence!
"You cannot be more than twenty, I am sure,—therefore
you need not conceal your age."
"I am not one and twenty."
When the gentlemen had joined them, and tea was over, the
card tables were placed. Lady Catherine, Sir William, and Mr.
and Mrs. Collins sat down to quadrille; and as Miss De Bourgh
chose to play at cassino, the two girls had the honour of assisting
Mrs. Jenkinson to make up her party. Their table was superlatively
stupid. Scarcely a syllable was uttered that did not relate
to the game, except when Mrs. Jenkinson expressed her fears
of Miss De Bourgh's being too hot or too cold, or having too
much or too little light. A great deal more passed at the other
table, Lady Catherine was generally speaking—stating
the mistakes of the three others, or relating some anecdote
of herself. Mr. Collins was employed in agreeing to every thing
her Ladyship said, thanking her for every fish he won, and
apologising if he thought he won too many. Sir William did
not say much. He was storing his memory with anecdotes and
noble names.
When Lady Catherine and her daughter had played as long as
they chose, the tables were broke up, the carriage was offered
to Mrs. Collins, gratefully accepted, and immediately ordered.
The party then gathered round the fire to hear Lady Catherine
determine what weather they were to have on the morrow. From
these instructions they were summoned by the arrival of the
coach, and with many speeches of thankfulness on Mr. Collins's
side, and as many bows on Sir William's, they departed. As
soon as they had driven from the door, Elizabeth was called
on by her cousin to give her opinion of all that she had seen
at Rosings, which, for Charlotte's sake, she made more favourable
than it really was. But her commendation, though costing her
some trouble, could by no means satisfy Mr. Collins, and he
was very soon obliged to take her ladyship's praise into his
own hands. |