It was the second week in May in which the three young ladies
set out together from Gracechurch-street for the town of ——— in
Hertfordshire; and, as they drew near the appointed inn where
Mr. Bennet's carriage was to meet them, they quickly perceived,
in token of the coachman's punctuality, both Kitty and Lydia
looking out of a dining room upstairs. These two girls had
been above an hour in the place, happily employed in visiting
an opposite milliner, watching the sentinel on guard, and dressing
a sallad and cucumber.
After welcoming their sisters, they triumphantly displayed
a table set out with such cold meat as an inn larder usually
affords, exclaiming, "Is not this nice? is not this an agreeable
surprise?"
"And we mean to treat you all," added Lydia; "but you must
lend us the money, for we have just spent ours at the shop
out there." Then shewing her purchases: "Look here, I have
bought this bonnet. I do not think it is very pretty; but I
thought I might as well buy it as not. I shall pull it to pieces
as soon as I get home, and see if I can make it up any better."
And when her sisters abused it as ugly, she added, with perfect
unconcern, "Oh! but there were two or three much uglier in
the shop; and when I have bought some prettier coloured satin
to trim it with fresh, I think it will be very tolerable. Besides,
it will not much signify what one wears this summer after the ———shire
have left Meryton, and they are going in a fortnight."
"Are they indeed?" cried Elizabeth, with the greatest satisfaction.
"They are going to be encamped near Brighton; and I do so
want papa to take us all there for the summer! It would be
such a delicious scheme, and I dare say would hardly cost any
thing at all. Mamma would like to go too, of all things! Only
think what a miserable summer else we shall have!"
"Yes," thought Elizabeth, "that would be a delightful
scheme, indeed, and completely do for us at once. Good Heaven!
Brighton, and a whole campful of soldiers, to us, who have
been overset already by one poor regiment of militia, and the
monthly balls of Meryton."
"Now I have got some news for you," said Lydia, as they sat
down to table. "What do you think? It is excellent news,
capital news, and about a certain person that we all like."
Jane and Elizabeth looked at each other, and the waiter was
told that he need not stay. Lydia laughed, and said, "Aye,
that is just like your formality and discretion. You thought
the waiter must not hear, as if he cared! I dare say he often
hears worse things said than I am going to say. But he is an
ugly fellow! I am glad he is gone. I never saw such a long
chin in my life. Well, but now for my news: it is about dear
Wickham; too good for the waiter, is not it? There is no danger
of Wickham's marrying Mary King. There's for you! She is gone
down to her uncle at Liverpool; gone to stay. Wickham is safe."
"And Mary King is safe!" added Elizabeth; "safe from a connection
imprudent as to fortune."
"She is a great fool for going away, if she liked him."
"But I hope there is no strong attachment on either side," said
Jane.
"I am sure there is not on his. I will answer for
it he never cared three straws about her. Who could about
such a nasty little freckled thing?"
Elizabeth was shocked to think that, however incapable of
such coarseness of expression herself, the coarseness
of the sentiment was little other than her own breast
had formerly harboured and fancied liberal!
As soon as all had ate, and the elder ones paid, the carriage
was ordered; and, after some contrivance, the whole party,
with all their boxes, workbags, and parcels, and the unwelcome
addition of Kitty's and Lydia's purchases, were seated in it.
"How nicely we are crammed in!" cried Lydia. "I am glad I
bought my bonnet, if it is only for the fun of having another
bandbox! Well, now let us be quite comfortable and snug, and
talk and laugh all the way home. And in the first place, let
us hear what has happened to you all, since you went away.
Have you seen any pleasant men? Have you had any flirting?
I was in great hopes that one of you would have got a husband
before you came back. Jane will be quite an old maid soon,
I declare. She is almost three and twenty! Lord, how ashamed
I should be of not being married before three and twenty! My
aunt Philips wants you so to get husbands, you can't think.
She says Lizzy had better have taken Mr. Collins; but I do
not think there would have been any fun in it. Lord! how I
should like to be married before any of you; and then I would
chaperon you about to all the balls. Dear me! we had such a
good piece of fun the other day at Colonel Foster's. Kitty
and me were to spend the day there, and Mrs. Forster promised
to have a little dance in the evening (by the bye, Mrs. Forster
and me are such friends!); and so she asked the two
Harringtons to come, but Harriet was ill, and so Pen was forced
to come by herself; and then, what do you think we did? We
dressed up Chamberlayne in woman's clothes, on purpose to pass
for a lady,—only think what fun! Not a soul knew of it
but Col. and Mrs. Forster, and Kitty and me, except my aunt,
for we were forced to borrow one of her gowns; and you cannot
imagine how well he looked! When Denny, and Wickham, and Pratt,
and two or three more of the men came in, they did not know
him in the least. Lord! how I laughed! and so did Mrs. Forster.
I thought I should have died. And that made the men
suspect something, and then they soon found out what was the
matter."
With such kind of histories of their parties and good jokes
did Lydia, assisted by Kitty's hints and additions, endeavour
to amuse her companions all the way to Longbourn. Elizabeth
listened as little as she could, but there was no escaping
the frequent mention of Wickham's name.
Their reception at home was most kind. Mrs. Bennet rejoiced
to see Jane in undiminished beauty; and more than once during
dinner did Mr. Bennet say voluntarily to Elizabeth,
"I am glad you are come back, Lizzy."
Their party in the dining-room was large, for almost all the
Lucases came to meet Maria and hear the news: and various were
the subjects which occupied them. Lady Lucas was enquiring
of Maria, across the table, after the welfare and poultry of
her eldest daughter; Mrs. Bennet was doubly engaged, on one
hand collecting an account of the present fashions from Jane,
who sat some way below her, and on the other, retailing them
all to the younger Miss Lucases; and Lydia, in a voice rather
louder than any other person's, was enumerating the various
pleasures of the morning to anybody who would hear her.
"Oh! Mary," said she, "I wish you had gone with us, for we
had such fun! as we went along, Kitty and me drew up all the
blinds, and pretended there was nobody in the coach; and I
should have gone so all the way, if Kitty had not been sick;
and when we got to the George, I do think we behaved very handsomely,
for we treated the other three with the nicest cold luncheon
in the world, and if you would have gone, we would have treated
you too. And then when we came away it was such fun! I thought
we never should have got into the coach. I was ready to die
of laughter. And then we were so merry all the way home! we
talked and laughed so loud, that anybody might have heard
us ten miles off!"
To this, Mary very gravely replied, "Far be it from me, my
dear sister, to depreciate such pleasures. They would doubtless
be congenial with the generality of female minds. But I confess
they would have no charms for me. I should infinitely prefer
a book."
But of this answer Lydia heard not a word. She seldom listened
to anybody for more than half a minute, and never attended
to Mary at all.
In the afternoon Lydia was urgent with the rest of the girls
to walk to Meryton, and see how every body went on; but Elizabeth
steadily opposed the scheme. It should not be said, that the
Miss Bennets could not be at home half a day before they were
in pursuit of the officers. There was another reason too, for
her opposition. She dreaded seeing Wickham again, and was resolved
to avoid it as long as possible. The comfort to her of
the regiment's approaching removal was indeed beyond expression.
In a fortnight they were to go, and once gone, she hoped there
could be nothing more to plague her on his account.
She had not been many hours at home, before she found that
the Brighton scheme, of which Lydia had given them a hint at
the inn, was under frequent discussion between her parents.
Elizabeth saw directly that her father had not the smallest
intention of yielding; but his answers were at the same time
so vague and equivocal, that her mother, though often disheartened,
had never yet despaired of succeeding at last. |